I was blind-friended recently by a user named
enitilar. I thought this person might have come to my profile because they were searching for people with skepticism or roleplaying games or some other interest that we might share.
Upon visiting entilar's journal I found three posts. At the top was an image of a check, and both the check and post title contained the word "GOOGLE," so I thought maybe this person was a programmer who had recently scored a kooshy job at Google (their employee retention techniques are purported to be extensive and formidibly seductive).
Scanning down, I found that all three (friends only) posts on this journal pertained to something called Google Money Tree. The alarm bells started ringing as soon as I started seeing sentences like "I quit my job and earn $XX,XXX per month!" The exclamation points are a dead giveaway.
I've seen this shit before.
Closer reading indicates that Google Money Tree is some kind of Multi-Level Marketing scam, much like Amway (which is to MLM what Scientology is to vindictive, manipulative and destructive cults). A quick search of (you probably guessed it) Google confirms this. Google Money Tree is not in any way affiliated with Google, Inc., even though that name appears on the check image, and who knows if anyone within its pyramid framework actually sees significant gains.
MLM schemes work by offering financial freedom to their victims, thus enticing them to take on a company-salesperson relationship that is actually the exact opposite of how it works in the real world; you see, in a MLM scheme the salespersons
pay their employer for products to resell, in effect paying the company for their job, instead of getting
paid to sell the company's products.
MLM's can be tricky to fight, since it seems to actually be possible to make money while working for one. These cases, those touted sales training seminars (whose admission tickets net the MLM organization more money, if this particular MLM uses them), on infomercials, or in sockpuppet blogs like enitilar's or
this one. The first post of enitilar's journal goes thusly:
"My Story
After getting out of college with a degree in accounting, the only job I could find was working at a processing factory, not the most fun or glamorous job out there. It barely paid my bills, and as my credit card debts started to rack up, I couldn’t see any way out of it. I looked for other jobs, and still found nothing. I thought that if I had a college degree I was bound to make more money than I would ever need. When that didn’t happen, I knew I needed to figure something out.
I have never believed in any of those ‘get rich quick’ schemes or pyramid schemes, where you have to recruit a certain number of people in order to make money, so I wasn’t too interested in trying anything that resembled one. My college roommate mentioned that he had heard about something that a guy we went to school with was doing that was making him a lot of money. So I called Sean, and he told me about this programs called the Google Money Tree and how it was making him almost $7,000 a month! He also told me how he had started out by getting a free grant from the government using a Claim Your Government Stimulus Grant Money. I did some research, found more about both programss, and decided for the low price of shipping, I had nothing to lose to try them out."
There's some slight comedy value in here though; as in the "I never believed in any of this crap but now I do!" Also, the second blog I linked has a darkly humorous update:
"***UPDATE*** Friday 5/1/2009
This article is no longer directing visitors to the Google Money Tree System. There are numerous reasons for this but mostly because of visitors not enjoying the system as much as other Google Money Systems. So I have now directed all links to a great new Google offer that I have just finished evaluating for myself. You will definitely like this new Google program."
My non-sockpuppet friends, I dearly want you all to develop a good bullshit detector so you don't get taken by scams like this. I know (directly and indirectly) people who have. Exercise critical thinking and skepticism. Question advertising claims, watch for fuzzy language.
I haven't decided what I'm going to do about enitilar. A ban seems apropos. I may also start messaging the other users listed as friends on the profile. And reporting the profile...
~jdac